Total Medals Earned: 1,380 (From 226 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,225 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 6/11 (215/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Clear the first 15 levels!
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear the first 10 levels!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/465 points)
Complete the first level
Collect 30 stars
Like us on Facebook!
Click the StaalMedia button
Click the DuqueKarl button
Achieve more than 100,000 points!
Collect 60 stars
Collect 90 stars
Complete all levels!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 17/20 (365/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Kill one thousand enemies
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 6/9 (30/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 9/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers